"You are the slowest creature in the world," yelled the Hare.  "It's because you have such short legs!  

You know, you should have been born a Hare.  I can hop faster than anyone!"

The Tortoise replied, "Yes, Mr. Hare.  You are as fast as the wind.  No one will argue about that.  

But I can beat you in a race.   Let's race to the top of that hill way yonder?   We'll see who is faster."