The face of a cat and bones beneath it, arranged like a pirate skull and cross bones symbol

Fat Cat Pirate Chat

The Buccaneers Riposte

a product of Point-and-Read, Inc.

Arr! So yer mateys be talkin’ at ye all pirate like, an’ ye want t’ join th’ parley. Or perchance ... ye just mean to fire off a rapid string o’ piratical broadsides. Well, me bucko, ye come to the right place.

Fat Cat Pirate Chat uses a real voice to provide up to 160 phrases to start up a parley and quick, snappy come-backs to keep that buccaneering conversation going -- be it face-to-face or electronical.

A screenshot of the Pirate Chat app on an iPhone, showing the navigation interface and the Home page, containing a grid of 20 buttons with common phrases and links to other pages by category. A cartoon cat dressed as a pirate is featured on some buttons. A screenshot of the Pirate Chat app on an iPhone, showing the navigation interface and the Ahoy page, containing a grid of 20 buttons with common phrases of greeting, and links to other pages by category. A cartoon cat dressed as a pirate is featured on some buttons. A screenshot of the Pirate Chat app on an iPhone, showing the text editor screen with some sample text and a keyboard A screenshot of the Pirate Chat app on an iPhone, showing the text editor with the Send Menu superimposed on top of it.  The Send Menu contains buttons to send a tweet, an e-mail, an instant message, or a text message.


A cartoon cat dressed as a pirate pointing at you

You need it -- and ye know it.

A real voice gets the arrs and the yarrs just right – and you can send yer talk as text via IM, email, SMS text, or Twitter. The unique interface provides speedy banter at the tip of your fingers.

Right handy when quaffin’ grog down at the Inn or chattin’ up a saucy wench.

Each phrase can be used singly, or quickly combined with others as befits a true buccaneer. No more scrolling down an endless list for the right thing to say. No more befuddled scratching your head – which be a mite dangerous if ye be wearin’ a hook!

A cartoon cat dressed as a pirate, with a hook for a hand, scratching his head with a befuddled look on his face
An’ while ye be havin’ such fun, ye be helpin’ others.


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